Q: Why don’t Mexicans have checking accounts? A: It’s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A Dry Martinez.
Q: What do you call a group of stoned Mexicans? A: Baked beans.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist sent to blow up a car? A: He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican lesbian? A: She loved men.
Q: What is the best selling deodorant in Mexico? A: Raid.
Q: Whats the definition of a Mexican Slut? A: Frito Lay.
Q: What’s the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.
Q: What happened to the Mexicans National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
Q: There is a bus full of Mexicans, Who’s driving? A: Boarder Patrol.
Q: Why don’t you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? A: Because it’s probably your bike.
Q: What do you call your boss if he is Mexican? A: Impossible.
Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Mexican’s life? A: Second grade.
Q: Why did the Mexicans have to move out of the house? A: Because they couldn’t figure out how to flush the pool.
Q: Why don’t Mexicans marry blacks? A: Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a dumb blonde? A: A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
Q: Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.
Q: How do you break a Mexican’s finger? A: Punch him in the nose.
Q: What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges.
Q: What do you call a Mexican sky diver? A: Instant air pollution.
Q: What do you call a Taco with a food stamp inside it? A: A Mexican fortune cookie.
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