Q. Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels? A. So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q. What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW? A. Grand Theft Auto.
Q. What’s a Mexican favorite book store? A. Borders.
Q. A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A. A Prison Break.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian? A: Oil of Ol’e.
Q: Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo? A: So they could have four clean walls to write on.
Q. What is the greatest Mexican invention? A. A solar powered flash light.
Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish girl and a Mexican girl? A: The Mexican girl has real orgasms and fake jewelry!
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A: Juan on Juan.
Q. How do you stop a Mexican tank? A. Shoot the guy pushing it.
Q. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
Q. Why do Mexicans drive low riders? A. They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Q. What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook? A. Steal a chicken.
Q: How do you find the richest person in Mexico? A: Roll a quarter down the street!
Q. Why don’t Mexicans BBQ? A. The beans fall through the little holes.
Q: Why did Coke fire the Mexican? A: He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? A: One can raise a child.
Q: What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car? A: Carlos….
Q: Why a Mexican can’t be one of the 11/11 terrorists? A: They are always late, and would have missed all 4 flights.
Q: What do you call a Mexican quarterback? A: El Paso.
Check out this great jokes book for more Mexican joke.
